I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
i dont even know how to be here
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Randomize