just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
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I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
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.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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