Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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