how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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