At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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