You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
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there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
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It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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