ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
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yo everyone went to the hospital last night
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
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If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
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