i don't like sucking hair
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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