Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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