The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
ugly people sure do ruin things
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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