Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
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