do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
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That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
I think my greatest accomplishment today was probably using a bottle opener to get the cap off my fourth drink while holding the cat WITHOUT dropping him.
Oh god, what has my life become?
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
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I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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