that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
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you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
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THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
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