Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
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He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
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I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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