do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
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Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
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This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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