He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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