I murdered the dance floor call the cops
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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