Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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