birth control should be required to get into college
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I deserve this hangover.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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