He disabled his match.com account in front of me
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
the day after is always just damage control
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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