Everything about him screamed your future.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
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