I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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