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How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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