Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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