last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
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