Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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