careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
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you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
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What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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