it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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