if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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