I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
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Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
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wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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