She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
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Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
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she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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