so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
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