you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
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In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
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Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
I'm getting married
To pizza
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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