4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
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