we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
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he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
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I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Randomize