Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
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the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
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I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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