how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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