oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
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All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
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He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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