I only kidnapped one of them. chill
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
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He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
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Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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