She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
only you would photoshop your dick
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Dicks are not precious.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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