By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
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I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
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THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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