And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Randomize