I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
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yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
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I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
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