you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
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