Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Actions speak louder than pants.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
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yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
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Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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