No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
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I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
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Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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