I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
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STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
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