Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
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Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
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We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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