I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
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