the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
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I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
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Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
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