It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
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they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
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You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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