He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
apparently the secret to your success is patron
my sisters under your porch take her home
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
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I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
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Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
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