I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
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well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
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Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.