google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
19 People That Found Pubes In All The Wrong Places
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
These 21 People Came Up With Hilarious Excuses For Their Hickies
40s are totally the cure
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.