she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
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She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
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Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.