ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
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and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
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Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.