im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
So apparently I’m into choking now
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize
