What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
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We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
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We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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