I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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