I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
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still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
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Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize