After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
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she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
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Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.